So, as you are all probably aware, Apple announced the next iteration of its iPhone hardware today. Many were hoping for another revolutionary design, like when the iPhone 4 was announced, and believed that the extended delay before the announcement was due to the device not being ready. Some wanted LTE, others wanted a bigger screen, and others wanted a curved metal back and even thinner chassis.

I’m going to tell you why all of those things are unimportant and why I’m glad that the iPhone 4S is the only phone that was announced today.

First, I want to let you know that I was kind of hoping for a larger screen, but I also had reservations. The most frustrating aspect of getting a new iPhone for me, has always been finding a case that I enjoy. Often, the best cases don’t come out until shortly before the next iPhone is announced. For example, now I know that I can buy this case, and enjoy it for a year or so before the next one comes out. So, I’m pretty happy that the case hasn’t been redesigned.

As for those of you clamoring for “4G”… STOP. Just stop. Nearly every phone on the planet that claims it has “4G” is actually just using 3G certifications that allow for higher speeds than before. The iPhone 4S is capable of reaching a maximum of 14.4 Mbps, which is the same speed most other phones are capable of, even if they support LTE (due to LTE’s less-than-stellar coverage at this point). I wish that Apple had thrown HSPA+ into the mix, as I’d love to get some of that 42 Mbps-y goodness. But, I also know that a theoretical max is just that–theoretical. So, having it wouldn’t have necessarily been worth it, since AT&T’s bandwidth in Kansas City is rarely very impressive.

Finally, let’s talk about the form factor. The original iPhone was awesome. When you laid it on your desk, it laid flat. When you pressed the screen, the phone didn’t rock or slide. It was great. The iPhone 3G and 3GS were also pretty great, but I always had trouble with my 3G moving when I touched the screen if I wasn’t holding it. It sort of drove me crazy. When the iPhone 4 came out, I applauded it as the pinnacle of design, and I actually don’t want Apple to change it at all, except maybe to make the screen bigger, if they can maintain retina display quality. I understand why people wanted an aluminum back, but I still think the glass back looks a lot better. Plus, when I set it down, it stays flat. I love it.

Will I get an iPhone 4S? Probably. If I can sell my iPhone 4 for a price that will allow me to buy it, then I’m all for it. Will I enjoy it? Of course. It’s the best damn smartphone on the planet. Don’t believe me? Check again in 6 months. Bet you the haters have changed their tune.