My wife and I were watching Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime. There’s a scene near the end of the series where Jack and another character are heading to a meeting on [critical plot point]:
Me: “His girlfriend’s gonna be in that meeting.”
Wife (after a brief pause): “His ‘bodily playmate’.”
Once I managed to stop laughing, I said.
Me: “I’m going to change your nickname in my phone to ‘bodily playmate’.”
She is so quick-witted she slays me.