This weekend, we visited family up at Priest Lake (it was awesome, and if I make time, I’ll write more on it later).
Heading home on I-90, we kept driving over Clark Fork in the middle of the night. So often, in fact, that my wife started cursing the signs as an indicator that we were trapped in an endless loop of horror.
Our fears were confirmed this morning when we passed another Clark Fork sign and then, immediately after, a building that said Hellgate Fire Dept. Montana No. 502.
If anyone sees this message, please send help.