About two weeks ago, my son and I had this exchange while he was cracking open acorns outside.

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Avery: I found a baby!

Me: What?

Avery: I found a baby inside one.

Me: (looking at the acorn) That’s just the nut.

Avery: (setting the acorn half on the coffee table) But I found something little in there.

Me: Let me see it.

I wasn’t sure what he was talking about, but figured that if I took another look, I’d be able to explain what it was. Sure enough, there was a larva of some sort curled up in the “meat” of the acorn.

Me: You’re right. That’s a larva.

Avery: A what?

Me: A baby insect. Take it outside.

Avery: What does it do?

Me: It grows into a bug. I don’t want it in the house. Take it outside.

He proceeds to take it outside, but mutters something I couldn’t quite make out. When he comes back in, I ask him about it.

Avery: Oh, I was putting some grass on the Martha.

Me: The what?

Avery: The Martha, or whatever it’s called.

Me: Oh. The LARVA.

Avery: Yeah. The larva.