{"id":982,"date":"2009-02-12T17:42:04","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T23:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=982"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:25:30","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:25:30","slug":"two-assholes-watch-sharks-in-venice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/two-assholes-watch-sharks-in-venice\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Assholes Watch Sharks in Venice"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Baldwin!\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Here it is! The long-awaited return of Two Assholes Watch a Movie! Today we’re going to take you on a journey to the fantastic world of\u00c2\u00a0Sharks in Venice<\/a>. I am not even joking. This movie stars none other than Stephen Baldwin, and uses every last ounce of public domain shark footage they could find.<\/p>\n

This time, we’re trying something a little different. I’ve created an enhanced podcast in the AAC format,\u00c2\u00a0however, I can’t seem to make it work with iTunes<\/span> and you can subscribe via iTunes below or download it manually\u00c2\u00a0here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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To listen in your browser, click play below.<\/p>\n\n

Lastly, to subscribe via RSS feed or download in MP3 format, visit\u00c2\u00a0this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n

EDIT:<\/strong> Attempting to get the Enhanced version of the podcast working with WordPress was one of the most painfully frustrating things I’ve ever done. I’m probably never going to bother with it again unless someone can show me an easier way. I’m going to go punch myself repeatedly in my Baldwin, now. That being said, I will do my best to get the pictures that are on the enhanced podcast uploaded for you to see soon.<\/p>\n

EDITEDIT:<\/strong> I’ve figured out how to put .m4a files in properly.\u00c2\u00a0For those of you watching this unbearable train wreck as I update and re-update to make AAC files embeddable and iTunes-ified, I do apologize. I believe I’ve got it all ironed out, now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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