{"id":898,"date":"2009-01-28T23:14:17","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T05:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=898"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:25:34","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:25:34","slug":"song-of-the-sorcelator-return-of-the-witchaloks-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/song-of-the-sorcelator-return-of-the-witchaloks-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Song of the Sorcelator: Return of the Witchaloks II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The guys over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Penny Arcade<\/a> have out done themselves this time. Start with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2009\/1\/16\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this comic<\/a> and move forward through the six-part story, arguably the most entertaining piece of satire I&#8217;ve seen from them this year (yes, all 28 days of it).<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a fan of the comedy stylings of Gabe and Tycho, particularly on the subject of L.H. Franzibald&#8217;s &#8220;The Song of the Sorcelator&#8221;, I recommend checking out Penny Arcade via the link above regularly. If you&#8217;d like some backstory into the creation of this world within a world, I direct you <a href=\"http:\/\/pennyarcade.wikia.com\/wiki\/The_Song_of_the_Sorcelator_%28storyline%29\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pennyarcade.wikia.com\/wiki\/The_Song_of_the_Sorcelator\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pennyarcade.wikia.com\/wiki\/Epic_Legends_of_the_Hierarchs:_The_Elemenstor_Saga\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">over<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/pennyarcade.wikia.com\/wiki\/L._H._Franzibald\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/elothtes.pbwiki.com\/Tycho+Brahe\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">right<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/tsots.pbwiki.com\/L+H+Franzibald\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/elothtes.pbwiki.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">somewhere<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/elothtes.pbwiki.com\/The+Elemenstor+Cycle\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">back<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/elothtes.pbwiki.com\/L+H+Franzibald\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guys over at Penny Arcade have out done themselves this time. Start with this comic and move forward through the six-part story, arguably the most entertaining piece of satire I&#8217;ve seen from them this year (yes, all 28 days of it). If you&#8217;re a fan of the comedy stylings of Gabe and Tycho, particularly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":864,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/this-is-what-marriage-is-actually-like\/","url_meta":{"origin":898,"position":0},"title":"This is what marriage is actually like","author":"Jared Cash","date":"January 12, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"So I've not been in quite this exact situation, but I have made impulse purchases on specialty items before and been punished for it by the wife-being. I feel this is a good time to bring up how excellent is PvPOnline.com. I've been reading it almost as long as I've\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;A Day in the Life&quot;","block_context":{"text":"A Day in the Life","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/category\/life\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1050,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/dd-joco-more\/","url_meta":{"origin":898,"position":1},"title":"D&amp;D, JoCo, &amp; more","author":"Jared Cash","date":"March 9, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I've got a variety of things to share with you today, so try to keep up. No, seriously, I intend to move along quickly. \u00e2\u02c6\u017e \u00e2\u02c6\u017e \u00e2\u02c6\u017e \u00e2\u02c6\u017e \u00e2\u02c6\u017e \u00e2\u02c6\u017e \u00e2\u02c6\u017e This past summer, the gang at Penny Arcade and PvP got a chance to play the 4th edition of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Random&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Random","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/category\/random\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":900,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/in-which-wil-wheaton-blocks-me-on-twitter-for-no-readily-apparent-reason\/","url_meta":{"origin":898,"position":2},"title":"In which Wil Wheaton (@wilw) blocks me on Twitter for no readily apparent reason","author":"Jared Cash","date":"January 29, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"About a year-and-a-half ago, the guys over at Penny Arcade made available the speech from their keynote speaker at PAX '07. 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What self-respecting American\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;TV&quot;","block_context":{"text":"TV","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/category\/tv\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Chuck","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net\/images\/badgeitunes61x15dark.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2268,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/app-trailers-free-iphone-apps-for-all\/","url_meta":{"origin":898,"position":4},"title":"App Trailers: Free iPhone apps for all","author":"Jared Cash","date":"October 24, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Okay, so you guys know I'm always looking for a great deal on iPhone apps. Well, I recently found a great app that I've actually started using as a way to get any app I want for free. 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