{"id":864,"date":"2009-01-12T20:16:57","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T02:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=864"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:25:36","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:25:36","slug":"this-is-what-marriage-is-actually-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/this-is-what-marriage-is-actually-like\/","title":{"rendered":"This is what marriage is actually like"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I’ve not been in quite this exact situation<\/a>, but I have made impulse purchases on specialty items before and been punished for it by the wife-being.<\/p>\n

I feel this is a good time to bring up how excellent is PvPOnline.com<\/a>. I’ve been reading it almost as long as I’ve been reading Penny Arcade<\/a>. In fact, if you are a fan of both, you’ll recognize PvP guild on World of Warcraft as the arch-nemesis guild of the Penny Arcade guild on the Dark Iron server. If you have no idea what I’m talking about just chew your cud and move along.<\/p>\n

Oh, and if you don’t recognize the police box in the final panel, then it’s time you got<\/a> acquainted<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I’ve not been in quite this exact situation, but I have made impulse purchases on specialty items before and been punished for it by the wife-being. I feel this is a good time to bring up how excellent is PvPOnline.com. I’ve been reading it almost as long as I’ve been reading Penny Arcade. 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