{"id":8,"date":"2008-10-16T21:11:35","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T02:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:11:40","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:11:40","slug":"welcome-to-cgs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/welcome-to-cgs\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to CGS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Total Recall<\/em>, easily one of the worst games I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever played, is redeemable for only one reason\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Virtual glory-holes.<\/h4>\n

Thanks to Retroforce Go!<\/span><\/a> for helping me discover this.<\/h4>\n

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Are you punching me in the face, or offering me some sexy, sexy man-meat?<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

Welcome to the first (reposted) issue of Classic Gaming Sporadically.<\/p>\n

This is just a space where I will throw up reviews and thoughts on whatever game I happen to be playing at the moment. I also plan to review new games released onto the Virtual Console in an attempt to protect those of you out there from buying shit.<\/p>\n

Like Moto Roader<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I will be experimenting with the format and the theme as I try to find something that works for me, and hopefully for you, as well.<\/p>\n

Check back often!<\/p>\n

(Originally posted August 15, 2007)<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Total Recall, easily one of the worst games I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever played, is redeemable for only one reason\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Virtual glory-holes. Thanks to Retroforce Go! for helping me discover this.     Welcome to the first (reposted) issue of Classic Gaming Sporadically. 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