{"id":736,"date":"2008-12-10T21:47:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T03:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=736"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:23:44","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:23:44","slug":"two-assholes-watch-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/two-assholes-watch-twilight\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Assholes Watch Twilight"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Welcome to the inaugural episode of “Two Assholes Watch a Movie”! The other day, jPar and I watched Quantum of Solace, which sparked a great conversation, post-movie. As a result, we decided that we should record these conversations and share them with you. The catch is that for this first episode, we decided to go see a movie that neither of us had any desire to actually see. And you get to experience it with us! Yay!<\/p>\n

Episode 1: Two Assholes Watch Twilight (Short) – 38:29<\/p>\n\n

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For those of you that are more masochistic in nature, we have the unabridged version right here for your listening pleasure.<\/p>\n

Episode 1: Two Assholes Watch Twilight (Full) – 59:10<\/p>\n\n

For direct downloads or to subscribe via RSS feed, visit\u00c2\u00a0this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n

(I apologize for those of you subscribing via iTunes that have the blog title listed before the podcast title. As soon as I figure out how to fix that, I will.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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