\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6free donut.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6free Chik-fil’a sandwich.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6free ice cream.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6free coffee.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6free vibrator (New York and Seattle only)<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6free beer.<\/p>\n
\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
If that’s not a good enough reason to vote, I don’t know what is. I didn’t even punch anyone that voted for the opposition. I’m proud of myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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