J: No, I’m a manwich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: You’re a man witch?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
J: Yep. See, I can make this mac & cheese disappear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(J proceeds to eat mac & cheese)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A: That’s not magic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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