{"id":3760,"date":"2018-12-26T00:01:01","date_gmt":"2018-12-26T06:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2018\/12\/bodily-playmate\/"},"modified":"2019-01-11T20:26:48","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T02:26:48","slug":"bodily-playmate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2018\/12\/bodily-playmate\/","title":{"rendered":"Bodily Playmate"},"content":{"rendered":"

My wife and I were watching Jack Ryan<\/a> on Amazon Prime. There’s a scene near the end of the series where Jack and another character are heading to a meeting on [critical plot point]:<\/p>\n

Me: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153His girlfriend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna be in that meeting.”<\/p>\n

Wife (after a brief pause): “His ‘bodily playmate’.”<\/p>\n

Once I managed to stop laughing, I said.<\/p>\n

Me: “I’m going to change your nickname in my phone to ‘bodily playmate’.”<\/p>\n

She is so quick-witted she slays me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My wife and I were watching Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime. There’s a scene near the end of the series where Jack and another character are heading to a meeting on [critical plot point]: Me: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153His girlfriend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna be in that meeting.” Wife (after a brief pause): “His ‘bodily playmate’.” Once I managed to stop […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":753,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/what-ive-gleaned-from-rewatching-lost-season-1\/","url_meta":{"origin":3760,"position":0},"title":"What I’ve gleaned from rewatching Lost, Season 1","author":"Jared Cash","date":"December 15, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"The first 10-15 minutes of Lost are still some of the most intellectually compelling, visually stimulating, and cinematically breathtaking minutes\u00c2\u00a0I've ever seen in television. 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