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It spells “pregnant”.<\/p>\n
As in, we are. Well, Autumn is. But I’m the one that has to do all the work for the next six months, so I’m going to double-down on that “we”. She just has to grow a baby. I have to feed her and bring her things and bathe her and all that.<\/p>\n
Well, maybe not bathe.<\/p>\n
Maybe.<\/p>\n
Anyway, that’s our news. It’s a thing. If you care about that sort of thing, you can wish her congratulations. I am accepting donations for my therapy bill. Whiskey in lieu of cash is doubly appreciated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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