{"id":3270,"date":"2014-11-17T19:27:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T01:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/?p=3270"},"modified":"2019-01-11T20:27:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T02:27:53","slug":"i-dont-know-where-you-buy-a-turkey-tree-but-i-want-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/i-dont-know-where-you-buy-a-turkey-tree-but-i-want-one\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t know where you buy a turkey tree, but I want one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All my adult life, I&#8217;ve heard people my age (and older) complaining about how Christmas season starts earlier and earlier every year. While true, most of the people complaining about this don&#8217;t realize that this isn&#8217;t a new phenomenon. It&#8217;s not even something that started in the last 10 or even 15 years.<\/p>\n<p>The Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special from 1973 calls attention to this &#8220;problem&#8221; in the first 2 minutes of the video. Pay close attention to Charlie Brown&#8217;s conversation wi<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">th his sister, Sally.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n[youtube\u00c2\u00a0https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VayAyAr-xqI]\n<p>Yes, retailers are starting the Christmas shopping season earlier than they did in the past. But it&#8217;s not a new problem. In fact, if you consider how little has changed in the last 40 years, it seems to me that it is, perhaps, a sign of the desire of humans to merge the joy they experience with Thanksgiving and Christmas into a two-month long celebration of life, family, and surviving the winter together.<\/p>\n<p>Something to think about.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All my adult life, I&#8217;ve heard people my age (and older) complaining about how Christmas season starts earlier and earlier every year. While true, most of the people complaining about this don&#8217;t realize that this isn&#8217;t a new phenomenon. It&#8217;s not even something that started in the last 10 or even 15 years. 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