{"id":316,"date":"2008-10-24T14:51:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T19:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=316"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:18:25","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:18:25","slug":"oh-dear-ever-handsome-elf-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/oh-dear-ever-handsome-elf-gods\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, dear ever-handsome Elf-gods\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6are we actually stupid enough to have voted on nothing at all?<\/a><\/p>\n

The above comic made me laugh out loud. But it’s the one below this that is most important. It seems that FedEx\/Kinkos is now charging you to open your files<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0before printing them. Individually<\/em>. Not even joking.<\/a><\/p>\n

The first comic is 8-bit Theater<\/a>. I’ve been following it for several years and it may be the only<\/span>\u00c2\u00a0funniest\u00c2\u00a0Final Fantasy-based sprite comic I’ve ever seen. The other is called HijiNKS Ensue<\/a>. I’ve only been following it since last spring. Yes, I’m aware that they capitalize their name weird. No, I’ve never bothered to figure out why.<\/p>\n

Also, I’ve added a favicon to my site. I did not create it, but found it over at favicon.cc<\/a>. If you actually know what it is, you get extra-special bonus points.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6are we actually stupid enough to have voted on nothing at all? The above comic made me laugh out loud. But it’s the one below this that is most important. It seems that FedEx\/Kinkos is now charging you to open your files\u00c2\u00a0before printing them. Individually. Not even joking. The first comic is 8-bit Theater. I’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news","tag-comics","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2921,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/comic-talk-episode-2-fire-and-ice\/","url_meta":{"origin":316,"position":0},"title":"Comic Talk, episode 2: Fire and Ice","author":"Jared Cash","date":"April 29, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"So the second episode of Comic Talk is now online. 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