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I found this over at Thorswitch.com<\/a> and am reposting it here. It came from a Live Journal page originally, but check out Thorswitch.com <\/a>if you get a chance and be sure to leave some nice comments if you have time.<\/p>\n

Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I found this over at Thorswitch.com and am reposting it here. It came from a Live Journal page originally, but check out Thorswitch.com if you get a chance and be sure to leave some nice comments if you have time. 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