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This is a conversation that I just<\/em> had with my wife via text message.<\/p>\n

Me: Sold X copies of iPredict Plus yesterday.<\/p>\n

Her: That’s because you make amazing things.<\/p>\n

Me: I know! You should see what I put in your uterus! Don’t peek, though, because it’s a Christmas surprise.<\/p>\n

(She’s due on Christmas Day, thus the funny.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is a conversation that I just had with my wife via text message. Me: Sold X copies of iPredict Plus yesterday. Her: That’s because you make amazing things. Me: I know! You should see what I put in your uterus! Don’t peek, though, because it’s a Christmas surprise. 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