I was watching D.L. Hughley’s stand-up on Netflix tonight and he brought an important study to light for which men everywhere will thank him. The study finds that fellatio may significantly decrease the chances of breast cancer in women.<\/p>\n
Dr. Mary Smith, one of the researchers on the fellatio study: “Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced.”<\/p>\n
Oh, and<\/i> it can help “shorten the length of a cold or a flu, can soothe a sore throat, and can help manage depression.”<\/p>\n
Science is awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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