{"id":155,"date":"2008-10-17T20:54:14","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T01:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=155"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:11:38","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:11:38","slug":"twitter-kombat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/twitter-kombat\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Kombat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite things about twitter are the strange sort of half-conversations that occur over a period of hours between people. This is one such example.<\/p>\n<p><strong>pfhobia<\/strong>: This is the part where you fall down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>zepfhyr<\/strong>: Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!<\/p>\n<p><strong>christykay<\/strong>:\u00c2\u00a0Are you two quoting f*cking Mortal Kombat!?! 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