{"id":1533,"date":"2009-10-29T16:01:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T21:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:57:07","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:57:07","slug":"non-american-football-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/non-american-football-hero\/","title":{"rendered":"(Non-American) Football Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading my daily dose of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetanooki.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Tanooki<\/a> on Tuesday when I came across a video that really impressed me. I&#8217;m sure most of you have played (or at least heard of) Guitar Hero or Rock Band. I&#8217;m positive, however, that <em>none<\/em> of you ever predicted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetanooki.com\/2009\/10\/27\/yes-but-can-you-beat-it-on-soccer-ball-mode\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this<\/a>. Now, I can&#8217;t kick a soccer ball to save my life, but I know quite a few people that are pretty skilled. The sheer amount of athletic ability required to achieve what is accomplished in the video linked above absolutely floors me. Sure, it&#8217;s a promotional video for the band <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=boISyYkY0ls&amp;offerid=146261&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewArtist%253Fid%253D20478838%2526uo%253D6%2526partnerId%253D30\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kasabian<\/a>, but that doesn&#8217;t make it any less awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I recommend watching it full-screen in HD <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0XjwoVqM_qE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading my daily dose of The Tanooki on Tuesday when I came across a video that really impressed me. I&#8217;m sure most of you have played (or at least heard of) Guitar Hero or Rock Band. I&#8217;m positive, however, that none of you ever predicted this. Now, I can&#8217;t kick a soccer ball [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134,136],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-video-games","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1111,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/lex-luthor-is-a-hero\/","url_meta":{"origin":1533,"position":0},"title":"Lex Luthor is a HERO","author":"Jared Cash","date":"May 25, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I read this over at 8-Bit Theater quite some time ago and wanted to tell you all about it, but got distracted and saved it as a draft. 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