{"id":1369,"date":"2009-10-08T18:19:54","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T23:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/?p=1369"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:57:12","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:57:12","slug":"zombie-attack-disaster-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/zombie-attack-disaster-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Attack Disaster Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those that missed it, the University of Florida recently had a document on their website outlining a simulation exercise to aid in training for a zombie attack on the campus. Unfortunately, only a few days after it was discovered, it was removed. Fear not, however. I have managed to secure a copy for the masses and will host it upon my blog until someone tells me to stop.<\/p>\n<p>Or I get bored. Whichever comes first.<\/p>\n<p>Read it <a href=\"http:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/files\/documents\/zbsd_exercise.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Side note: Zombie Attack Disaster Plan was the name of my grunge-metal band in college. True story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those that missed it, the University of Florida recently had a document on their website outlining a simulation exercise to aid in training for a zombie attack on the campus. Unfortunately, only a few days after it was discovered, it was removed. Fear not, however. I have managed to secure a copy for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2282,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/on-the-importance-of-cardio-during-a-zombie-apocalypse\/","url_meta":{"origin":1369,"position":0},"title":"On the importance of cardio during a zombie apocalypse","author":"Jared Cash","date":"October 26, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"So I was telling a buddy of mine, Justin, about an iPhone app called Zombie Tools, which seemed like a fun and useful tool should you live long enough to use it in the impending Zombocalypse. 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