{"id":1287,"date":"2009-08-21T08:46:25","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T13:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:29:59","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:29:59","slug":"more-adventures-in-bot-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/more-adventures-in-bot-land\/","title":{"rendered":"More Adventures in Bot-land"},"content":{"rendered":"

[19:23] sexy_angel89095: <\/span><3 Hello <3
\n<\/span>[08:29] zepfhyr: <\/span>seriously? another one?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:29] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>hey whats up?
\n<\/span>[08:30] zepfhyr: <\/span>apparently, you’re about to tell me about how you think I sound really sweet or whatever and then send me to a website where you want me to pay money to see you naked<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:30] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>who is this again? Sorry I don’t recognize the name lol
\n<\/span>[08:31] zepfhyr: <\/span>i’m the guy that you sent a random message with e-hearts and a greeting at sometime last night<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:31] zepfhyr: <\/span>when I wasn’t even online<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:31] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>Oh Ok LOL,Nice!how you doin??
\n<\/span>[08:31] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>I’m actually working right now what are you doing exactly??
\n<\/span>[08:32] zepfhyr: <\/span>i’m waiting for you to get to the part where you tell me how to see you naked<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:32] zepfhyr: <\/span>oh, and I’m murdering baby skunks<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:32] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>nice, I work from home just starting doing these cam shows\u00c2\u00a0\":)\" It’s pretty fun actually lol
\n<\/span>[08:33] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??
\n<\/span>[08:33] zepfhyr: <\/span>oh, really? do you murder baby skunks too?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:33] zepfhyr: <\/span>OMG! we have so much in COMMON!<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:33] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>well I think i have a trial pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
\n<\/span>[08:33] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don’t tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i’ll let you pick! LOL
\n<\/span>[08:33] zepfhyr: <\/span>do you have black panties with a white stripe in the middle?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:34] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>k lol .. You joining me ?\u00c2\u00a0\";)\"
\n<\/span>[08:34] zepfhyr: <\/span>in fact, if you can get some lingerie that’s black with a white stripe up the back, I’d be even happier<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:34] zepfhyr: <\/span>sure, what’s your address?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:34] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>Ok, go tohttp:\/\/tinyurl.com\/SOFLYY<\/a> fill out the form and when you see the secret code box put in adminpass09. Let me know when you’re on the prettty Pink page hun.;\";)\"
\n<\/span>[08:34] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>k, if your pass I gave you worked it should say $1.50 on top instead of $34.95, if so you are good for my trial dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges
\n<\/span>[08:35] zepfhyr: <\/span>wait, so I don’t have to pay anything to ki- I mean, see you in that sexy, sexy skunk outfit?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:36] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>CC is just to verify your age hun, it’s a one-time fee of 1.50, its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u the trial pass\u00c2\u00a0\":)\"
\n<\/span>[08:37] zepfhyr: <\/span>okay, but after that, I can see you? do you have knives or any sharp metal objects lying around that you can, umm\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 reach?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:37] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
\n<\/span>[08:38] zepfhyr: <\/span>hang on, it’s hard to use a mouse when you’ve got blood and fur stuck to your fingers<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:38] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>k, you in yet babe?? Don’t keep me waiting!
\n<\/span>[08:38] zepfhyr: <\/span>hang on a second, woman!<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:39] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>k
\n<\/span>[08:39] zepfhyr: <\/span>the Interwebs aren’t so fast out here in the boonies<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:39] sexy_angel89095: <\/span>k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I’m the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There’s a chat there so I’ll see u there babe … maybe u tell me what to do\u00c2\u00a0\";)\"
\n<\/span>[08:39] zepfhyr: <\/span>wait, you’ll do whatever I say? well, shit, then I don’t even have to know where you’re at<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:39] zepfhyr: <\/span>just pick up the knife and do exactly as I say<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:42] zepfhyr: <\/span>are you listening?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:44] zepfhyr: <\/span>fine, i’ll just go back to my “work”, then<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[08:44] zepfhyr: <\/span>thanks for nothin’, tease!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[19:23] sexy_angel89095: <3 Hello <3 [08:29] zepfhyr: seriously? another one? [08:29] sexy_angel89095: hey whats up? [08:30] zepfhyr: apparently, you’re about to tell me about how you think I sound really sweet or whatever and then send me to a website where you want me to pay money to see you naked [08:30] sexy_angel89095: who is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134],"tags":[28,93,114],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-chat-bot","tag-sex-bot","tag-transcript","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1283,"url":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/adventures-in-bot-land\/","url_meta":{"origin":1287,"position":0},"title":"Adventures in Bot-land","author":"Jared Cash","date":"August 6, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"My favorite thing about instant messaging has always been bots. 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