\n<\/span>[09:43] zepfhyr: <\/span>wow<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:43] anniemal21: <\/span>
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Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~<3\n<\/span>[09:43] zepfhyr: <\/span>who me?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:44] anniemal21: <\/span>Which site do u usually go on?? Cause i’m on a few of em.. LoL
\n<\/span>[09:44] zepfhyr: <\/span>are you a bot, or just an Internet hooker\u00c3\u00b7<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:44] zepfhyr: <\/span>?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:44] anniemal21: <\/span>whats a bot?
\n<\/span>[09:44] zepfhyr: <\/span>a chat program designed to trick people into thinking they’re talking to a real person<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:45] anniemal21: <\/span>Oh Ok LOL,Nice!how you doin??
\n<\/span>[09:45] zepfhyr: <\/span>excellent for someone that only got 5 hours of sleep<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:45] anniemal21: <\/span>I’m actually working right now what are you doing exactly??
\n<\/span>[09:45] zepfhyr: <\/span>working<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:46] anniemal21: <\/span>aww poor baby i wish you weren’t at work.. maybe sometime i can take ur lunch break and we can have some fun for 30 min.. lol
\n<\/span>[09:46] zepfhyr: <\/span>yeah, that probably won’t happen<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:46] anniemal21: <\/span>nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows\u00c2\u00a0
It’s pretty fun actually lol\n<\/span>[09:47] zepfhyr: <\/span>are you an axe murderer?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:47] anniemal21: <\/span>I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??
\n<\/span>[09:47] zepfhyr: <\/span>you want me to watch you kill people?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:47] anniemal21: <\/span>well I think i have my free friend’s pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
\n<\/span>[09:48] zepfhyr: <\/span>well, i don’t pay for pornography, so why not?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:48] zepfhyr: <\/span>unless the video is of you hacking up your family<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:48] zepfhyr: <\/span>cause that would be gross<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:48] anniemal21: <\/span>yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don’t tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i’ll let you pick! LOL
\n<\/span>[09:48] anniemal21: <\/span>Ok, go tohttp:\/\/www.myhomecamnetwork.com\/megansfantasy<\/a>scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see “friends of Megan”, click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: “daddy” okay?
\n<\/span>[09:48] anniemal21: <\/span>yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
\n<\/span>[09:49] zepfhyr: <\/span>and your fantasy is to axe murder?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:49] anniemal21: <\/span>CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend’s pass\u00c2\u00a0
\n<\/span>[09:49] zepfhyr: <\/span>but all you gave me was a website<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:49] anniemal21: <\/span>ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
\n<\/span>[09:49] zepfhyr: <\/span>but, how can i let you know. you won’t respond to me when i talk to you<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:50] anniemal21: <\/span>k, you in yet babe?? Don’t keep me waiting!
\n<\/span>[09:50] zepfhyr: <\/span>yeah, i’m in<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:50] anniemal21: <\/span>k
\n<\/span>[09:50] zepfhyr: <\/span>now what?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:50] anniemal21: <\/span>k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I’m the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There’s a chat there so I’ll see u there babe … maybe u tell me what to do\u00c2\u00a0
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\n<\/span>[09:51] zepfhyr: <\/span>what’s your name? how will i know i get the right one<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:51] anniemal21: <\/span>Megan is my real name…
\n<\/span>[09:52] zepfhyr: <\/span>where are you from?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:52] anniemal21: <\/span>I’m from Cali\/Modesto but i’m currently living in Houston
\n<\/span>[09:53] zepfhyr: <\/span>why Houston?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:53] anniemal21: <\/span>k
\n<\/span>[09:53] zepfhyr: <\/span>k?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:55] zepfhyr: <\/span>wait, what does that mean?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:56] zepfhyr: <\/span>Megan, come back!<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:56] zepfhyr: <\/span>i miss you!<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span>[09:56] zepfhyr: <\/span>i want to give you BABIES!!!!!1!!11!!eleven<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My favorite thing about instant messaging has always been bots. Especially sex-bots. They crack me up. [23:04] anniemal21: wanna get horny with me?! [09:43] zepfhyr: wow [09:43] anniemal21: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~<3 [09:43] zepfhyr: who me? [09:44] anniemal21: Which site do u usually go on?? Cause i’m on a few of em.. 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