{"id":1173,"date":"2009-04-22T19:48:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T00:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zephyrusanemoi.com\/blog\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:27:52","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T02:27:52","slug":"two-assholes-watch-kuh-nuh-wunning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zepfhyr.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/two-assholes-watch-kuh-nuh-wunning\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Assholes Watch Kuh-nuh-wunning"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Lubricates<\/a><\/p>\n

I hope you’re excited, because we’ve got a special treat for you this episode. jPar and I were so absolutely unimpressed by this movie, it was so completely unforgettable, that we could barely bring ourselves to talk about it at all. I’m not even joking. Maybe 15 minutes of this podcast is actually devoted to the movie.<\/p>\n

This episode we watched Knowing<\/a>, “featuring” Nicolas Cage and the end of the world<\/a>. If any of you out there are actually deluded enough to believe that Nicolas Cage is talented, then you probably shouldn’t listen to this podcast. Actually, I take that back. You should listen so that perhaps your eyes will be opened.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I apologize in advance for the rough nature of this particular episode. I promise that we’ll do much better next time, when the movie is at least entertaining in its horrendous badness. Despite how little time is devoted to the movie, it still turned out to be rather long. So, if you’d prefer to jump directly past the shitty movie talk and get to the really entertaining parts, listen to the intro and then skip to about the 20-25 minute mark and listen from there.<\/p>\n

Anyway, you can subscribe via iTunes below or download it manually\u00c2\u00a0here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

To listen in your browser, click play below.<\/p>\n\n

Lastly, to subscribe via RSS feed or download in MP3 format, visit\u00c2\u00a0this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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