Category Archives: Classic Gaming Sporadically

Old gamers never die, they just run out of continues…

Wait, what the hell is this game?

Last week, on Retroforce GO!, someone asked the crew what video games they got from their parents that they didn’t ask for. While the question was (it seemed to me) supposed to be about bad games that they got, it got me thinking. I don’t remember getting any games that I didn’t like from my […]

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ICARUS FIGHTS MEDUSA ANGELS

Any kid that calls himself a hardcore gamer and has never been turned into an eggplant is full of shit. – Jesse Cash Kid Icarus is easily one of the most difficult games I have ever played. … … … I’m going to let that sink in a bit, because many of the games I will […]

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When all else fails, rip off Zelda…

I beg of you Lin– err… I mean, Jazeta, save the princess! And now, on to mediocrity! I love The Legend of Zelda. I always have. The dungeon-crawling, the treasure-hunting, the monster-slaying, the whistle-blowing, and oh-my-goodness the ever so original and incredible music of these games. I honestly feel that Zelda will influence my emotions positively […]

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Hit glowworm with stick… eat glowing fruit… repeat…

“Dammit! I should have worn my closed-toe sandals! Screw it, I’ll just club the damned thing to death…” While not on the Virtual Console, and not actually a game I’m currently playing, Battle of Olympus has been on my mind of late. “Why?” you might ask. You didn’t, I know. Just saying. You might. I’ve […]

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The man in red knows something.

Purple pajamas… white shoes… ninjas for hire in New York City… Seriously. This one writes itself. There are three types of games you’re likely to see on this website. There are the games that are so incredible that I absolutely must tell you about them because I want you to have this wonderful experience that I did. There […]

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Mixed messages?

Help Zeph get back to his point and get a free copy of CGS posted online, just for you! So I’m out browsing around the Interweb, and I come across a strange advertisement (seen above). Now, I’m what you would call a video game enthusiast. I’ve played a few rounds of Halo in my life. […]

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Welcome to CGS

Total Recall, easily one of the worst games I’ve ever played, is redeemable for only one reason… Virtual glory-holes. Thanks to Retroforce Go! for helping me discover this.     Welcome to the first (reposted) issue of Classic Gaming Sporadically. This is just a space where I will throw up reviews and thoughts on whatever […]

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