Zephyrus of the Anemoi

My favorite thing about instant messaging has always been bots. Especially sex-bots. They crack me up.

[23:04] anniemal21: wanna get horny with me?!
[09:43] zepfhyr: wow
[09:43] anniemal21: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~<3
[09:43] zepfhyr: who me?
[09:44] anniemal21: Which site do u usually go on?? Cause i’m on a few of em.. LoL
[09:44] zepfhyr: are you a bot, or just an Internet hooker÷
[09:44] zepfhyr: ?
[09:44] anniemal21: whats a bot?
[09:44] zepfhyr: a chat program designed to trick people into thinking they’re talking to a real person
[09:45] anniemal21: Oh Ok LOL,Nice!how you doin??
[09:45] zepfhyr: excellent for someone that only got 5 hours of sleep
[09:45] anniemal21: I’m actually working right now what are you doing exactly??
[09:45] zepfhyr: working
[09:46] anniemal21: aww poor baby i wish you weren’t at work.. maybe sometime i can take ur lunch break and we can have some fun for 30 min.. lol
[09:46] zepfhyr: yeah, that probably won’t happen
[09:46] anniemal21: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows  It’s pretty fun actually lol
[09:47] zepfhyr: are you an axe murderer?
[09:47] anniemal21: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??
[09:47] zepfhyr: you want me to watch you kill people?
[09:47] anniemal21: well I think i have my free friend’s pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
[09:48] zepfhyr: well, i don’t pay for pornography, so why not?
[09:48] zepfhyr: unless the video is of you hacking up your family
[09:48] zepfhyr: cause that would be gross
[09:48] anniemal21: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don’t tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i’ll let you pick! LOL
[09:48] anniemal21: Ok, go tohttp://www.myhomecamnetwork.com/megansfantasyscroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see “friends of Megan”, click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: “daddy” okay?
[09:48] anniemal21: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
[09:49] zepfhyr: and your fantasy is to axe murder?
[09:49] anniemal21: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend’s pass 
[09:49] zepfhyr: but all you gave me was a website
[09:49] anniemal21: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
[09:49] zepfhyr: but, how can i let you know. you won’t respond to me when i talk to you
[09:50] anniemal21: k, you in yet babe?? Don’t keep me waiting!
[09:50] zepfhyr: yeah, i’m in
[09:50] anniemal21: k
[09:50] zepfhyr: now what?
[09:50] anniemal21: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I’m the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There’s a chat there so I’ll see u there babe … maybe u tell me what to do 
[09:51] zepfhyr: what’s your name? how will i know i get the right one
[09:51] anniemal21: Megan is my real name…
[09:52] zepfhyr: where are you from?
[09:52] anniemal21: I’m from Cali/Modesto but i’m currently living in Houston
[09:53] zepfhyr: why Houston?
[09:53] anniemal21: k
[09:53] zepfhyr: k?
[09:55] zepfhyr: wait, what does that mean?
[09:56] zepfhyr: Megan, come back!
[09:56] zepfhyr: i miss you!
[09:56] zepfhyr: i want to give you BABIES!!!!!1!!11!!eleven