Zephyrus of the Anemoi

…when Barack Obama was elected President of the United States. I will respond, probably withholding tears, “Son, I was in my living room the day that the world as I knew it was changed forever.”

While only projections at this moment, the chances of McCain leading a comeback at this point are nil. For the first time in many, many years, I am proud to say I’m an American without qualification. The next four years promise to be momentous ones. Please join me, regardless of whom you voted for, in recognizing this incredible moment in US history.

I’ve been watching Hulu today, now that I don’t have to bother with the voting anymore, and I’ve seen Obama ads everywhere. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the last-minute increase will make the difference. Also, if you haven’t seen it yet, and you still are undecided, please watch Obama’s acceptance speech, which is where I was convinced that I was backing the right horse. With luck, you’ll be able to make a decision and still have time to vote. Good luck!

…free donut.

…free Chik-fil’a sandwich.

…free ice cream.

…free coffee.

…free vibrator (New York and Seattle only)

…free beer.

If that’s not a good enough reason to vote, I don’t know what is. I didn’t even punch anyone that voted for the opposition. I’m proud of myself.